TV Shows u dont watch because u may not have the IQ

Ok, one thing I know is a TV. Why is that u say? Because I have been watching TV before my eyes were fully used to light as a baby. I have gone from Chaplin to Chapelle. Watching TV is my pipeline to information and entertainment. I spend hours...HOURS watching and soaking it in. As a kid rocking that smooth ass 13" Black and White, I would go to sleep to shows...didnt matter what, just that it was on. I first hooked up my Activision to that thing, and quickly found out I would rather watch the Shows! When I got home from school I would do my homework in record breaking time just so that I could watch my aftershool shows and cartoons. I mean, I am claiming here and now, that I got A's in class because I didnt want to lose TV privileges. That is insane...but that is my resume...

So here are some shows, most of you aren't watching because YOU ARE NOT TRYING. No offense to your civil liberty to make up your own mind, but honestly, I have determined, much like the evil computers in Terminator, 'I, Robot', and every other apocolyptic movie, you are not smart enough to make decisions on these things. So I am going to give myself Power of Attorney here and give you all a list of shows to watch...

Without further ado...

• Weeds (Showtime) - Show about a single mother trying to provide for her family and survive in this cruel world. What's the big deal? Well she sells weed and is played by the smoking hot Mary Louise Parker. The show also has some real high comedy and is not a real brain drainer. Just good laughs, sexy main character, and crazy ass weed stories.
• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (F/X) - I am absolutely pissed at CBS/FOX/ABC right now. That swill they put out as comedy is just insulting. INSULTING!!! Once you watch this F/X classic, you will be hooked. Imagine Seinfeld, now only funny! This is about three guys who own a bar, and one of them has a sister who helps them. Ok, let me get u in the proper mindset here...what dumb shit would u do if you owned a bar and still had a college mindset....BOOM! Now you know what 'Sunny' is all about. From classic songs like 'Day Man', which was the answer to 'Night Man', to The Gang goes Jihad...this show does nothing but challenge the establishmenst definition of funny.
• The Wire (HBO, DVD Only since Show was cancelled) - Stringer Bell, Omar, Avon, Marlo, Bubbs, McNutty...the list of great characters goes on. If you have not seen this show, your life is a meaningless shell!
• Rescue ME (F/X) - the most real thing about FireFighters ever. Awesome characters and great stories. Soundtrack to this is hot, and the women on the show are great too!
• Dexter (Showtime) - Serial killer with a heart of gold. If that doesn't hook u, move on..ur not ready!
• Burn Notice (USA) - The new McGuyver...serious...if u were down with McGuyver you will love this. If you don't know who McGuyver is..wow...just watch the damn show.
• Monk/Psych (USA) - quirky detectives who solve crimes in quirky ways.
• The Shield (F/X - DVD only) Corrupt cops doing dirt...if ur from Chicago, u kinda laugh at this. A fantastic show with great characters...almost as good as the Wire.
• The Office - (NBC) the only reason i forgive this network. I understand many of you already know about this show, but I put it on this list because genius is genius.

I know there are like a few shows I left off (Damages, TheCloser, Flava of Love) but that is for you to contribute. I just started you on the path to a better life...

-iz3y!