Click a link and go to heaven early!

My boy omar is raising money for special needs kids so that they can get some food. You can donate here!


Need more reason? Well he has offered to eviscerate lilNICK, aka Sho-Nuff, Aka pimpalicious and Johnner Londono through word and song on this blog and other sites, and to get more personal with every cent he raises. U give a dollar...he tells them to fuck off. You donate 5, he talks about their shortcomings in bed and mentally. You give 10...well he will make people cry and you tube it. PEOPLE...DONATE HERE!!!


U still need more reasons? How about the fact that you're helping kids with special needs. That means not only they need help, they need EXTRA HELP and they are hungry. You drop an average of $20 a happy hour, but a child with needs gets ur Facebook status space and a smile. That kid needs cereal! That child would appreiciate a fruit cup! Think about it...it sux having to peel off a $20 bill and give into a black hole called charity. It sux more being hungry because you cant afford food in the richest country in the world. It sux knowing people in Haiti can raise millions, yet children here are hoping to raise 1500. Love Haiti...sucked what happened there, and I am happy aid was given, but let's not stop and let's not lose sight that we need to take care our OWN children. So click here: DONATE TO HELP OUR CHILDREN

Fine...you will go to heaven earlier if u donate $5 or more! CLICK HERE TO DONATE...

on behalf of izcorp! and its subsidiary lilC inc, we will be donating and helping the cause at the walkathon. If you want to help...u know where to click.

So thank you for your support...ur time...and Omar...ur free to put them on blast!


-iz3y!

Johnner and Nick are FUCKED

What the FUCK? 
If you think that the broke-ass Dr Suess poem sucks ass, DONATE to my walkathon.  The more donations I get, the more I will blaze on Nick and Johnner, the more Johnner and Nick give me, the less I will blaze on them.  For more info on how to help feed special needs children, click on my link here.  Every little bit counts.  The more money I get, the worse nick and johnner feel. 

God Bless

http://www.chicagosfoodbank.org/site/TR?team_id=2332&fr_id=1110&pg=team

Fake Tits

That Bitch!

That Bitch!

I do not like that Bitch!

Do you like fake tits?

I do not like them Bitch.

I do not like fake ass tits.

would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there.

I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like fake tits

I do not like them you stank ass Bitch

Would you like them in your house?

Would you like them in your mouth?

I do not want them in my house

Though I would not mind them in my mouth

I do not like them here or there

I do not like them anywhere

I do not like fake ass tits

I do not like them you stank ass Bitch

Would you like them on a box?

Would you like them if they were on Megan Fox?

Not on any box

Not on any Fox

Not in my house

But perhaps in my mouth

I would not like them here or there

I would not like them anywhere

I do not like fake ass tits

I do not like them you stank ASS BITCH!

Would you, could you in a car?

Suck em! Suck em! Here they are!

I could not, would not in a car

You may like them you will see

You may like them in a tight ass tee!

I would not, could not in a tight ass tee

The fuck out my face with this bullshit B!

I do not like them on a box

I do not like them on a Fox

I do not want them in my house

Perhaps I'd like them in my mouth

I do not like them here or there

I do not like them anywhere

I do not like fake ass tits

I do not like them you fake ass trick.

A train! A train!

A train! A train!

Could you, would you run a train?

Hmmm perhaps I'd be down with a train

But I'd also be down for some brain

Just as long as it's not with some fake tits

Just as long it's not with a stank ass bitch.

I do not like them on a box

I do not like them on a Fox

I might like them in my mouth

But I don't want them in my house

I do not like them here or there

I do not like them anywhere

I do not like fake ass tits

I do not like them you fake ass bitch

Say! In the dark?

Here in the dark!

Could you, would you in the dark?

I could not, would not in the dark.

Would you, could you in the rain?

I would and could make it rain

But not on a fake titty bitch like I was T-Pain

Not in the dark, but maybe while running a train

Never in a car, never in a tree

I don't like them Bitch can't you see?

Not in my house, not on a box

Perhaps in my mouth but not on a Fox

I do not like them here, I do not like them there

I do not like them anywhere!

I do not like fake tits!

I do not like them BITCH!

Not in MY MOTHERFUCKING AMERICA!

Friends, I am angry.

     Usually this blog is full of political bullshit, or shit copied from the internet or wanna be tyler maxx garbage.  I want to harness the power of this thing to get a message out.  KIDS are STARVING in ILLINOIS.  My wife works as a school nurse at Esperanza School.  It is a small school on the northside, that serves to educate and care for children with learning disabilities.  If any school in the Chicagoland area does not have the facilities to care for these kids, the school will send these kids to Esperanza.  Most of the children have Autism.  The school cares for these kids until the age of 21, and prepares them with life skills and education. 

     To say that this school is overused and underfunded is a joke.  This school actually relies heavily on food donated by the Greater Chicago Food Depository to feed the kids on a daily basis.  ON A DAILY BASIS!  Some townships are crying because they are losing lacrosse teams or rugby teams due to underfunding.  What will become of Esperanza school that in GOOD TIMES relied on the Food Depository for help?    The school needs the Food Depository and the Depository needs help.  I have found a way we can help.

     I know that there are still some good people out there in the world.  I know that there are world-changers that have been beaten down by political bueracracy and red tape.  I now that there are people who still want to make a difference and have no way of doing it.  I have found the way.  Now, I consider this a bony finger poking me right in my chest, challenging me to do something about it.  You, dear reader, can take this any way you want.  I do however, want you to do something not easily done.  I want you to feel.  I want you to feel what it is like to be hungry.  Put off your lunch today for 15 minutes.  Put it off for 20 minutes.  I want you to imagine that you live in the greatest country in the world, and you are hungry.  Hungry for attention, education ,or just basic food.  I want you to imagine that you are a child at this school and sometimes do not have BASIC needs met. Who can you turn to for help?

     Esperanza school will be having a walk-a-thon June 26th around Soldier Field  in an effort to raise the paltry sum of 1500 dollars that they can donate to the Greater Chicago Food Depository.  They are looking for 35 walkers to walk and call attention to this very worthy cause.  I know, I KNOW that we as a community can do better than this.  Change is here.  It all starts with a small event, a small effort like this.  It starts with one school, then one neighborhood.  One helping hand, one donation or morning in June.  One time in your life that you can solidly point to and loudly proclaim "This day, THIS DAY I DID SOMETHING TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE."     There is a saying that goes "Pick battles small enough to win, but big enough to matter."  This battle matters.  This battle can be won.  I refuse to believe that in MY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, kids go hungry that do not have to. 

     You watch the news today, and its all about healthcare, and school cuts, and CTA layoffs.  Little things like starving school kids fall by the wayside.  It is up to us to take these causes up, dust them off, and make them matter again.  It will be a beautiful day, there will me give-aways, and the cause should be enough of a reason for you to attend.  For others it will be an opportunity to show why America is still great, because a group of people can still get to gether and rally around a cause to make a difference.  You do not have to feel as strongly about this as I do, but I challenge you to feel something.  See you at the finish line.

Jokey Jokemaker316
Walker

GOP is FOS..

I've had this simmering for a while now. I'm really sick and tired of the republican party is its currently situated. Its like the party of Deebo. They have complete mind control over the entire swath of stupid racist yokels in this country and I'm a little tired of it. First, enough of Palin. Anytime an entire political party has its wagon hitched to this chick, its in trouble. Secondly, stop with the opposition to EVERYTHING. Enough already. Every decision does not have to be a battle for power. We, as in the people who are represented by these jackasses, expect you to get something done every now and again. Look, I have recently been convinced by the often correct but hated upon Izcorp. CEO that the possibility of finding consensus on anything significant without a dictatorship is remote. Seein as how we as a country--except in Chicago--tend to frown upon dictatorships, we are stuck with a republic. I'd ordinarily be all for that except the jackasses who came before us reduced the available list of representatives to two parties: democrat or republican. A choice between those two is like ANY conversation with J. London. You're really not sure why you're there, what the hell is being discussed, or just how full of sh** he really is. And yet, you keep talking to him.

I don't suppose there's a point to this other than to say that I'm kinda pissed off. I'm fairly conservative in many of my views. I don't like ignant ninjas anymore than the teabaggers do and I hate spending for the sake of spending. However, I like to get ish done even if it means spending a bit more for the things that matter to me. I think criminals who commit crimes should have their asses hauled off to jail and I could give a rat's ass what happens to them while they're there. However, unless we're giving everyone a life sentence, we need robust re-entry programs for ex-criminals. I know that no one wants to give a slice of the economic pie to help convicts but bored and unemployed convicts become re-offending convicts and that helps no one. My broader point is this, I'm not aligning myself with any party that actively promotes racism and that's precisely what the republican party is now. So what about me and people like me? Am I just supposed to be a Democrat by default? What if, as is sometimes the case, I just don't agree with Democratic policy?