Hello evildoers,
Because the powers that be have driven this blog into the shitpile, i have decided to write a quick piece. I just had a conversation with a student, and he quoted back to me some of the strange things that i have said to him. It got me to thinking about all the crazy shit i say to you all in my regular life. I have decided to just give a quick list of things i have been known to say for you to judge. I may be crazy, but I am not boring.
Top Quotes Attributed to Jokeyjokemaker:
1) I would blow out a hamstring racking her
2) I would rack her till I was dehydrated
3) Even I could drive the lane and score on the Bulls interior defense
4) I am nimble like a jungle cat
5) Fagmael can kiss the fattest part of my ass
6) I could hit that curveball
7) I went to a Cubs game to throw out the first pitch, I signed for the year and went 4-2 with a 3.21 ERA out of the bullpen. My two losses? White Sox, and Nationals.
8) I can wrestle with, and beat a california brown bear 3 out of 4 times.
9) I can survive a few gunshots long enough to dramatically defeat the bad guy
10) Wrigley field would be full if the lineup featured giovanni soto and 8 silverback gorillas. This is not a testament to the loyalty of cub fans, but their ignorance
11) Julia Roberts got famous for being a whore in pretty woman. Paris hilton for being a whore, and not being a pretty woman
12) Ryan Seacrest is a pretty woman
13) ian mckellan should have gotten more respect for "Apt Pupil"
14) if Einstien was so smart, why is he dead?
15) I am full of emptiness
16) You hurt my soul to the very core
17) I will rock you like a hurricane
18) fuck that guy
19) johnner is a scumbag
20) something went wrong? I blame the democrats
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