Obama unveils his "Kill a whack rapper " plan.

Obama today unveiled his "Kill a whack rapper" plan.  The goal is to help the USA close the widening gap in education and innovation by eliminating "Rapper" as a vocation for young kids.  " I mean shit man, for every Mos Def, there are 10 thousand busted ass rappers," Obama said.  "If you got a part time job at the Burger King, and you rap, you is just a rappin ass burger flipper."  Obama , visibly upset then went on to say: "If you don't put food on the table with tight verses over bangin beats, then your punk ass ain't no rapper."  The rest of the world is producing engineers like crazy.  In the U.S, we produce just as many lawyers and rappers as teachers and doctors.  I finna put a stop to that."   Obama then stood and declared "if it wasn't for the politics hustle i got, I would be in a damn Dodge Stratus!  Shit is hard out here for real, fo really real.  There were chicken heads left and right runnin up they  credit cards because the bladck president was gonna force reparations legislation thorugh."  "Pay your own damn bills!  Stop getting cell phone contracts with little jamar's/ti ti's/ree ree's social security number, and cut down on the car washes/beauty salon trips, and pay your damn bills.  Then maybe we wont have to wait to get another black president in the White House." "I'f you don't get your shit straight, the Mexicans will snatch this all right from under us."  Obama then loaded up a used ice cream truck with some bats, a few handguns, and took off in search of the nearest ghetto/liquor store/walgreens parking lot/vacant space on MLK drive.  It did not take long for us to find a healthy looking, young man who should be in school/working/library dancing in the streets.