Once again, I am bored as shit and decided to blog to talk about things people have told me, that have eleicited a response in the vein of "I don't give a shit."
1) Michael Jackson just released a new album.
2) Apparently there are 4 members in the Black Eyed Peas, I thought it was the white broad, and the black dude with the stupid sunglasses.
3) Jennifer Anniston is in another movie where she loves and loses and learns after trial and tribulations to love again.
4) Marky Mark Whalberg has gotten up super-every morning for the last 4 years to train and box to prepare for his role as IRISH Mickey Ward in THE FIGHTER
5) Kate Gosslein had 2 of her 300 kids kicked out of school for fighting/biting/and cursing at teachers and students.
6) Bristol Palin is considering writing a book
7) Angelina Jolie got a best actress nomination for her role in, The Tourist, and has a great ass.
8) Women become increasingly more vain when all they have are looks and a bullshit sense of entitlement.
9) Its the birthday of the girl in black.
10) The chicago cubs are actively.........aw fuck. I got bored with it before i even finished the sentence.
12) Congress came really close, I mean REALLY REALLY CLOSE to opening up the fucking 3 ring binder that had all the information that shows why supporting the DREAM Act is the best move. REALLY CLOSE!
13) Rahm Emmanuel insists he is a Chi-town guy at heart. Let us remember that on his resume, under references, IS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE USA.
14) Brett Farve says that his shoulder has improved from FUCKING FALLING OFF all the way up to AGONIZING TORTURE, which means he could play Monday Vs the BEARS.
15) Lebron James and the Miami Heat have been dpoing well lately, when everybody agreed that Dwayne Wade is the best player on that team.
16) Carmelo Anthony has said he will only sign with the New York Knicks, even though their most effective player to date has been wilson chandler, who plays like a power forward at the Small Forward spot. Everybody knows that AMARE would much rather play offense and not focus on playing even the shittiest of defense.
17) The knicks got fat off of bad teams
18) Johnner continues to argue he is a yankees fan to the bone, even though he was born in Honduras
19) The state of Illinois fully expects people who have bought anything online from 2004-2010 to back-pay any sales tax they avoided by purchasing things online.
20) T-Pain will be perfroming at our College's Christmas party as the secret surprise guest. he smells of Jean Paul Gualtier Cologne and Subway Sandwiches.
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