"Nigga" Woods

This nigga...

No one gives a fuck what you got to say at this point Tiger. Stay at home with wifey and the kids. Go play golf to get your money on, but we don't need to hear about the bitches.

Pimpalicious has discussed Tiger Woods here before but there is a greater lesson to learn here. No, it ain't that "pimpin ain't easy" (cause it is if your moufpiece is workin right) and it ain't that "he shouldn't have been lovin them hoes and trickin on them." The point is bitches and gentlemen to Know Your Capacity. See this nigga Tiger is a billionaire. He had no business fuckin with waitresses, hostesses, and various other average bitches. Pornstars and Playboy models okay--the bitch that works the door at the club? No. Not when you have a Swedish model at the crib.

The same should go for each and every one of you. If you absolutely MUST get you some (which is a waste if you ask Pimpalicious) at least make sure your playin on the same court shootin at the same baskets. You think Oprah is fuckin wit a nigga like Pimpalicious? (Well yeah she would but Pimpalicious would NOT fuck Oprah--Pimpalicious would have Oprah out there doin what she do best--makin money). Oprah fuckin wit lawyer type niggas. Smarty-art mufuckas. Brad Pitt didn't step out on Jennifer Aniston with some bitch that work the drive-thru at McDonald's-- he went to Angelina Jolie. Know Your Capacity. If you got the Capacity to fux wit a star why lie in the grass?

Deliciously pimpin and pimpin deliciously,

Pimpalicious

Bitches