Yes... you the chick about to go on eHarmony because you can't meet a good man...ever think maybe you should stop hanging at bars with the same fucking people you see every fucking weekend. he is not going to stop trying to fuck you and ur roomate at the same time on film. Hey homey...u who are worrying about being with only one woman the rest of your life. Maybe you should concentrate on the possibility of ending up with a toothless hooker named TAQUITA (yes pronounce TA-kwita). Dont run around bitching that there arent any good people left out there, and no, it is not a good idea to settle for that because..."maybe that's all there is out there."
Well you know what, on second thought...yeah that is all that is out there for your shiftless ass. There are no great men or great women left because they packed up the spaceship, took all the fruit flavored condomns and bolted the fuck out. I can tell you, the view of your fucked up planet is nice from this thing! do you know what drove us away? Really, do you want to know?
ALL YOUR WHINING! really, that is it. We were tapping that ass and you were using ur mouth to talk about ur problems and not moaning enough. so whatever...we out. Dont call, or text...we will hit u up later. PEACE!
Still hanging around huh..blowing up my Bberry and hotmail looking for closure. Fine...you sucked and not in the good way. You either didnt know how to please us, or didnt care...so we didnt care. Oh yeah, we stopped caring, and see above...the part about the fruit flavored condoms and rocking spaceship we have. Your constant need for attention was too much, and honestly we figured since you were so busy talking about yourself and what you need you wouldnt miss us. So...fuck off now, and quit blowing up my phone!
DAMN it...still sticking around are you?!?!!? Fine...you were lame! You didnt want to do shit, see shit, try shit, or hear shit. It gets annoying doing the same shit day in and day out. Your fucking XBOX score is not impressive. I don't care what the latest Grey's Anatomy episode had to say and how it relates to our lives. "Hi how are you? How was your day?" should not lead to, "shhh..Meredith is so gonna get him to propose with a long winded speech about how she can't breathe!" Oh, and the college football set who go out drinking all damn day with your buddy....listen the fuck up. Your bitch is here with us. Wanna know why? CAUSE YOU'RE WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH YOUR BUDDIES ALL DAY, ALL WEEK, ALL THE TIME! So, while ur getting KUDOS for leaving ur woman at home like a pimp, there is a good guy up here getting his dick sucked. Oh, and she is up here taking it...and taking it well.
OH LORD ARE YOU SERIOUS...fine. Its you not me. No serious...it is. Look, it takes two to tango, and we found people rocking the shit out of that beat. That is the point of this PORNO. Getting along. Having fun. Sharing dreams, kisses, wine, sore inner thighs, whatever. We talk as we. So while ur liquoring urself up to build up the courage to blow that guy in the bathroom, or getting really shitfaced so that woman with EXTRA baggage will start looking good, we will be vacationing at Phloston Paradise. So really, no need to text. Wish you the best in all your endeavors and challenges, you know...all that jazz kiddo!
-iz3y!
Eurythmics - Love is a Stranger
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