Jokey's Affair

1. Jokey once threw a party after writing the gayest blog post ever

2. It was the most interesting party ever.

3. Jokey told everyone afterwards that it was the best party he had ever given, ever, in the history of basement parties.

4. Jokey mumbled "shorty i could take you there" while throwing this party.

5. Jokey did indeed “take us there.”

6. Jokey's party was so awesome it knocked some poor fool unconcious.

7. Since He died for about 8 seconds, Jokey had to momentarily stop the party to send his rescue squad after him..an hour later.

8. Jokey didn't skip a beat and then continued the party.

9. Jokey called us all dirty “Goldo(puerto Rican Slang)” while throwing this party, and after getting housed.

10. Jokey saw Fernando's O-FAce, as he projectile vomitted.

11. Jokey thought he did such a great job on the party, he wrote a fourteen blog posts under his 14 different pen names...and a video...and a grpahic novel called 'Basement Parties and the people who shit in their pants'

12. Jokey wrote a song about the time he threw a another party called 'One is the loneliest number'.

13. I'll never need another basement party for the rest of my life because this party Jokey threw was the best ever.

14. Jokey will never admit to this encounter.

15. Jokey does not return calls on calm, quiet tuesday evenings like he used to

16. Jokey is a bitch.

17. Jokey, I gave your number to Schweez

18. Scwheez wants tips on throwing these affairs

19. Johnner the "French Tickler" will also be there

20. They will get into a drinking contest, winner gets to hold the video camera.

Survivor of the Jokey Affair

-Rescue Ranger iz3y!