1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history when you die. Remove the hard drive, and mulch it immediately.
2. The best part of an argument is when during an argument you realize you're wrong, but you decide to try and win anyway.
3. I wish I had a second chance to take back all those times I didn't want to nap or work out when I was younger.
4. There is a dire need for a sarcasm font.
5. Bad decisions make good stories.
6. You never know when it will happen, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. I call it Morning coffee.
7. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. I dont need YET another copy of TOMBSTONE, THE WARRIORS or THE MATRIX....or do I?
8. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? HELLLLLOOOOOOOO?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and die?
9. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. Sometimes I get home and changed into jogging pants before I see a person of consequence
10. Was learning cursive really necessary?
11. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the situation, I always hate
12. Goggle Maps really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
13. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
14. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night - more kisses begin with ice cold Dos Equis than Kay Jewelers.
15. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Sketchy-ass Ghetto" routing option.
16. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it. The Goonies, for example; Who the hell invents the stuff that wierd Asian kid did?
17. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say, "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
21. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. Its funny how falling feels like flying, for a little while.
Jokey Jokemaker
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1 comment:
for #12 even though i know it starts with directing me out of my neighborhood i always seem to glance there and then think "Doh! Just skip to #5!"
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