Hello Evildoers,
It is I, Raphael De La Ghetto, back with commentary on all things Art-related. Today, I have compiled a poetry list of facebook statuses that have pleased me over the years. Some noteworthy authors include myself, Jokey Jokemaker, The Raving Lunatic, The Chooch Punisher, Abraham Lincoln, F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Handsome Right-hander, and Jesus. Just for fun, see if you can match the author, to the post.
1 I enjoy stimulating conversations about life with big-breasted women
2 The most exquisite expression of unresolved pain is a funny ass joke about it
3 I do not think highly of myself, but my friends do, so I can't let them down
4 I hate the New York _________ sports team
5 I will feed you chocolate covered strawberries, from the tip of my dong
6 We need to pick a politician a week, and beat the piss out of them
7 Either you think, or else others have to think for you and take power from you, pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you.
8 "And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."
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