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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

SOMEONE PLEASE TURN THAT SONG OFF

Don't u hate it when u have a song trapped in ur head? I mean it just sits there, and u have no means to get it out. You try to dig it out with another song and all u get is a mix into the damn song. You try to think of something else like apartheid, and all u get is a gruesome video set to the soundtrack of this annoying ass song.

Well at my work there is a guy who's specialty is to walk around and hmm the worst song he can think of. Whether it be the chicken dance or the Macarena. He starts off all low, then goes full blown into it, and if he doesn't get u, he asks why u arent singing it. Now if you respond, he's got you because now ur brain is exposed. You will hate urself more than that time u hooked up with that random one nighter in grade school. Really just bad times.

Well lately, I had this song in my head and I just couldnt get it out. I mean I tried. I listened to hip hop, new wave, mix tapes and even reggaeton, but nothing seemed to work. It got more and more powerful. I would find myself thinking about it all day, and wanting to shake my head or bash it against the wall. Finally, it just left. Like it was done ravaging my mind and decided, "you know what, I will be back, so enjoy ur peace bitch."

So my question is, does anyone have a cure for this? IS there a fool proof way of ridding urself of this insanity? People lets hear ur thoughts!

4 comments:

Schweezy said...

Tie one side of the rope to your kneck and tie the other side of the ropr to the second floor railing and then jump.

Shit works every time. LMAO!

Schweezy said...

Per Nomar -

THE ANSWER SURE AS FUCK ISN"T BLOGGING AND BORING OUR ASSES WITH IT! THE QUALITY OF THIS BLOG HAS JUST GONE TO SHIT. SOMEONE PLEASE GET JOKEY JOKEMAKER OUT OF RETIREMENT SIGNED THE HUMAN RACE.

iz3y! said...

hey look, omar criticizing someone before he runs off like a little bitch. Awesome.

as for schweez...i would like less violent means. getting porn music out of ur head is not as easy as it seems and i am not willing to stop watching it. What do you do? I know ur gay porn is prolly different, but the principles must be the same.

cantfightit said...

it's called a lobotomy.