Waitress: How're you guys doin'? Need anything?
Jackass drunk lawyer at lunch: Is this felt?
Waitress: What??
Jackass MARRIED drunk lawyer at lunch: (hand reaches inappropriate destination) NOW it is. (creepy grin)
Waitress: exits stage left, mortified and angry
This might have been funny 20 year ago, when you were young and allowed to be stupid. Leave it alone. Now you're just a creepy asshole who gets drunk and feels up waitresses at lunch.
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3 comments:
it wouldn't be funny 20 years ago either, unless all parties were an awkward and pre-pubescent 13.
i would have called the mexican cooks out of the back to cleaver his ass up
That's racist, why they gots to be mexicans working in the kitchen, ya'll racist!! Its small minded people like you that are keeping them mexicans in the kitchens instead of pickin crops. WTF!@&*(% I want my lettuce, tomatoes and veggies to stay cheap. I want my oranges sold to me by migrant workers by the side of the highway out of shopping carts. Call me racist but these are a few of the joys in this life.
-RoboJesus
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