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Thursday, January 20, 2011

theRANDOMS with BDG

  • I wish people would realize they are not on REALITY TV and grow the fuck up. My son, lilBDG, is more mature and has better manners than most of these fools running around...
  • Anthony Hopkins is playing a possessed guy in his next movie. I don't think he has that much acting to do. Look at that man. He is young priest and an old priest scenario all the time!
  • Steven Tyler is a lecherous old man! His one daughter is hot....not sure how any of that fits, but thank you for being on American Idol and giving my parents a purpose for watching the show. My dad also favors JLo....
  • Chicago sports are hot!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE continue to hate on us you hating bastards!
  • BEARS....PACKERS...SUNDAY....why isnt ESPN covering this like the Yankees vs Red Sox...Patriots VS [insert NFL team here]? Well because they dont want to come to a blue collar town and freeze their nuts off. They talk about the glory days of sports, but forget the glory days of journalism. Go have a smoke and drink with the players guys and start covering the sports and not making the news.
  • Dealerships dont rip you off as much as they prey on your ignorance. Quit being ignorant or fork over the money and feel comfort in ur ignorance!
  • if ur going to go through a mid life crisis, make it something meaninful. if ur under 50, ur not going through a MLC...ur just bored!
  • the best relationships are the ones where people are not afraid to speak their minds but are careful not to deliberately hurt feelings. They also involve good sex....
  • Talk softly but carry a big stick has turned into YELL LIKE A MORON.......yeah thats pretty much it. Thank you Housewife shows and Basketball wives!
  • Buy a MAC...this message brought to you by a guy who has been in IT since his uncle moved in, in the early 80s.
  • If you ask a computer guy to fix ur machine, expect to return the favor. Ladies, u might have to give it up to a geeky guy....yeah...BUY A MAC!
  • Why are the Simpsons still on the air?
  • I want to work for ESPN where i can write such definitive statements like...TEAM A IS GOING TO BE GREAT win it all, but with that being said.. I EXPECT TEAM B to make noise and pull off the upset. Thank you...
TIP OF THE WEEK: Eat at the French Market on Clinton and Randolph. Specifically at Pastoral. More specifically the following two sandwiches. Trust me on this, I know food!
  1. Panino d'Prosciutto....substitute the PODDA with MOZZARELLA and add mango chutney
  2. Club Nuovo....add Prosciutto and Quince/Apple Shallot Confit
-BDG

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Another feature which the Gods offer as a clue is very foreboading and ominous. Mt. Zion is a mountain to the north of Diablo (the eye of The Beast) and one which has a working quarry at its base. Consistant with the decay we experience in society, Mt. Zion is being eaten away, slowly stripped of its resources, until one day paradise will be gone forever.

7 billion in 2011. Only 1 billion in 1800 and 2 billion in 1900.
Population explosion is a clue::::The gods are sending everyone back for The End.
There must be some purgatory-like place. Or individual. Like an animal.
Now the gods have sent everyone back to try for one final time to fix their problems and ascend into heaven. Avoiding an animal would have been a big positive because those thrust into this decayed enviornment have less of a chance than those who enjoyed the god's generosity of a slowly decaying enviornment with frightening clues, like the Depression, World at War, the Holocaust, etc.
Anything that can get the poeple frightened and praying is a good. thing. Contentment never motivated anyone.

As we approach the Apocalypse the gods are removing "wrath of god" material from xtian dogma.
As we see wickedness spread throughout the country, like preditory behavior, godlessness, social changes, etc, using cable TV and the spread of "Californication" as justification, they changed xtianity, appropriatly with Catholicism first.
xtianity has changed radically in the 20th century, and everyone should be mindful of the way it was, because the people are in a process of slipping out of god's favor into a state of Damnation, from which the vast majority will never survive.
They used to scare people and make them too afraid to make mistakes. Now people aren't afraid of anything and don't think twice about doing something wicked and evil which will hurt their chances.

Employment charity:::Was W able to do his job as President?
I suspect there are many frat-boy types who couldn't or wouldn't study nor do the work necessary so they signed on to this "benefit" telepathically. This could have been extended to their professional life as well::In most of these cases they don't have what it takes to do their jobs. It is a temptation which buys their confidence for life, ensuring no progress is made.
I think employment charity is FAR more common than people may believe.
Another example how they tempted people in this manner is the procurement of sexual relations.
Keep raping these poor girls. You're going to end up as one in your next life (80s).

If people only understood the importance of good parents. You won't be going anywhere without them. And it won't happen unless you are one first.

Whimsical management=Unstable pathology:::
*Tuscon-waffles
*2006 Hawaii-Jewelry
*Ivan/Wilma-SCUBA
*Haiti-slaves
*Chile-crappy fruit
I'm sure you got some excuse. Just like Mustang Ranch.
You've compromised your integrity so hard you no longer deserve the label "gods".

The gods used the Italians to ruin life in the 20th century.
The gods used the Italians to ruin life in A.D..
"The West Bank, where the end of the world will begin."
And they were reincarnated into the ghetto to be punished as crack babies and in drive-by shootings, ironically poetic justice for inflicting these horrors on their hated enemies.
On their brothers.

Tales of the giants in Ireland were not myths. They were the remaining population of Neanderthal.
Expect the tales of friendly, helpful individuals was true, and the wicked among the Irish killed them off, envoking the rage of the gods and apprpriately so.
Don't be sruprised if their hard-core alcoholism can be attributable. Makes me wonder about the Russians.
The Irish are trash for a reason.