Ladies and gentlemen, I am sad. Sad because Jennifer Lopez has become a joke. She is no longer the semi-talented Singer/Dancer/Actor she used to be. She mistakenly thinks that money equals fame or respect. In recent years, we have seen:
1) 0 movies (Smart move by her)
2) a couple of bullshit albums (She got dropped from Sony, and signed for peanuts to def jam)
3) a line of clothing WITH NOTHING CATERING TO FAT ASSED WOMEN????? Jenny is the patron saint of fat assed women, I thought a line of fat bottmed jeans would be natural. Tie in some QUEEN-fat bottomed girls-beat BUT DO NOT SING ALONG, and you got an advertising winner!
4) A dance contest with Tom Cruise in a fat guy suit, AND YOU LOSE TO HIM?
5) and now, AMERICAN IDOL FIRES YOU because you are a diva?
Look jenny from the block, i like you. You got a big butt, and mediocre skills, I get it. What I do not get is how your atttitude could have gotten as big as your ass. You hit the height of your popularity with the Clooney movie and the first cd. Everyone was happy, and then ready to move on. You kept coming back around, and for some reason, people paid you attention. I think its because you still have a big ass. You should be happy for your extraordinary amount of success considered your woeful lack of talent.
I remember our nights of passion, the love we had. Your great ass, my teaching you dancing skills. I was your fly guy, and you were my fly girl Way before you were Keenan Ivory Wayans' fly girl. It hurts me to think that you are pushing the upper limits of your meager talent. You should be on every cover of KING magazine, not trying to talk to dumb ass kids about how to sing better. Every single kid on that show is better in an infinite amount of ways than you as a singer. You should be thankful for what you have, and get rid of this sense of entitlement you have. You now equate riches with importance? There are plenty of rich people in the worlkd that everyone hates like Lebron James, Terrel Owens, Marky Mark Wahlberg, and Rod Blagojevich. Yeah you have a big ass, but so do thousands of young women in the projects and barrios around the world. You got a break, be thankful., and stop being a stuck up cunty bitch. And for Christ's Sake do not ever sell out like George Lopez did and do a chihuahua movie. You're better than that, not much better, but better.
Jokey Jokemaker
hood poet
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