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Friday, July 31, 2009

ESPN can kiss the brownest part of my ass

HA HA HA HA HA. I am loving it right now! ESPN, is forced to show stories of their beloved New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox players testing positive for steroids. ESPN is the sickening sports station that believes there is only 3 cites in the workd where sports happen, Boston, New York, and Los Angeles. Between ESPN and the Chicago Tribune forcing the Cubs on us, there is no where to hide. I get upset when a sports station like ESPN says stuff like "Here's the Baltimore Vs. Kansas City game....because we are contractually obligated to show it." If it was up to sportscenter, it would be all Bos/NY all the time. I believe they are currently hyping up the games to be played in 2010.

ESPN has been mostly unwatchable for the season so far, with reports on the ghoulish Big Papi and his struggles at the plate. Who cares? No one outside of Boston cares. Now we hear he used steroids? Well, fuck that guy then! The whole world will hate him now, and thats it for the much ballywhooed "Red Sox Nation." At least the Cub fans understand that their team will let them down, and just hope its the day after they have those sweet bleacher seats to stare at drunk hot white chicks. I just want to see sports highlights without being forced to watch 25% Boston NY highlights. I am a moderate Baseball fan, so this time of year is rough for me. As with the rest of the city of Chicago, I am mostly concerned with Bears camp.

Regards,

Gordon "Bacon" Beckham

3 comments:

JokeyJokemaker316 said...

That motherfucker looks like a goblin!

Signed

Reggie Miller

JokeyJokemaker316 said...

We are proud of our brother Big Papi, and are hopeful that if he can make it, so can we.

Signed

The Orcs from the fucking Lord of the Rings Trilogy

JokeyJokemaker316 said...

David Ortiz can rub my nuts!

Signed,

The Handsome Right Hander