My alderman is a scumbag

Hello,

My alderman is a scumbag. He recently allowed Section 8 people to live in our neighborhood. I have nothing against section 8 people, as long as thy are cool. I then proceed to get a Purrto-rican family move in and raise hell. I mention the fact that they are Puerto-Rican because every white asshole in my neighborhood assumes they are mexican. They are suspected drug-dealers, so now I have traffic on my street at all hours of the night. They are of loose morals, so there are infants crawling around, and several baby-daddys coming in and out of the house. There are reckless teens, so there are shooting incidents in my neighbo0rhood now. Its pretty bad.

I have asked my alderman for help in removing the bad element, only to hear that his hands are tied. I have decided to fuck with my alderman's head in the following ways:

1) Ask him if he has bodyguards, and then go "OH YEAH?" the way only I can when he says "No."

2) Go on at length about my collection of chinese millitary weapons, adding "Any faggot can pull a trigger, I like to see the light go out of someones eyes at close range!"

3) send toy guns to his office in the mail with notes that say "Soon the games will be over."

4) Scream "I know what you did!" out loud in front of his office.

5) Say, "A word to the wise, don't show up to work on Wednesday...." to his secretary.

6) Write angry letters

7) leave dead dogs on the neighbors lawn, with my aldermans phone number on the side.

8) Sit in my aldermans office and recite passages from the Q'uran.

9) Ask him if he believes when he dies he will see God

10) say "I forsee great tragedy befalling you." on his answering machine.

Anyone else have any ideas?

The Raving Lunatic
Bitterly Angry