Again here we are with our resident know-it-all, Bucky Done Gun, answering your every question honestly, openly, and sarcastically! Without Further Ado..here he is...BDG!!!
Q: I am a woman who wants a tattoo (snake on my forearm) and I am on the fence. What do you think BDG?
BDG: Well, for one, NO! Just say no. I mean, are you a butch biker and are trying to prove to your bitch that ur the man in the relationship? Or do you belong to a Biker named Snake?Really, a tattoo i feel should have deep profound meaning to you. It is going to be there for a while and it will represent you. It will also brand you. Those tatts on the lower back are called 'tramp stamps'...so...i mean, u can figure it out. The general rule to keeping it classy is get a tatt u can hide easily in case u wake up and wonder what the fuck you were thinking about, or go balls out and get the coldest tatt u can and learn ur pole moves to make a little extra money. Ultimately, the decision is yours, and ur will do whatever u will do...
Q: I would like to stop crying when i see rainbows. What could I do?
BDG: Quit being a bitch! Focus on the rain and how it descends to earth and falls on a girl's white t-shirt. YEAH!
Q: But I am a girl.
BDG: confused...what does it matter? Who doesnt find it hot see a wet t-shirt on a buxom woman?
Q: BDG, why do guys suck so much? How come good guys are hard to find?
BDG: Well, basically, because you keep looking in the wrong places. Going to a biker bar or a a pretentious club is not the right move. CHURCH...that is what u need! Also, if the guy is an asshole coming in..well he is going to be an asshole no matter what u do or swear u would never do, but do anyway.
Q: If a girl says she is not really into me, yet calls, writes, and constantly stays in contact...what does that mean?
BDG: It means 1: u may need to stop stalking her and all those orders of protection might go away. 2: she may be stalking you and wants to hunt u down when ur unaware and wear ur ass like a hat. 3: ur a dumb ass for noticing she really does like you and wishes u would finally make your fucking move. I mean her hand down ur pants was prolly a dead giveaway.
Q: Can I trust a girl with a big butt and a smile?
BDG: I mean go ahead and admire, put guard ur wallet and ur food. Ur fries are not safe.
Peace out bitches...
BDG!
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you've done it again, bucky. thank you for your ridiculous insight into mildly interesting things. on the real tip, though, there are those women who say they aren't interested but insist on receiving attention from a guy. that's all it is; they like to be admired and wanted. once, you're done doing that, she will be done being your friend and move on. it's just one of those things.
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