So the NFL, a popular sporting organization in America, is ''shocked' at league violence, and is now clamping down on players who hit other players really hard. "They must be made to pay!" people shout. That same person will screm and holler if a tighe end like faggoty Greg olsen runs for the sideline instead of lowering his shoulder for those 3 extra yards Apparently violence is unacceptable in a league which harbors 'semi-convicted' felons from the law. Players like:
1. Ray Lewis, who may or may have killed a man outside of a nightclub.
2. James Harrisson, who beat his wife, and the Arizona Cardinals within weeks of each other last year.
3.)Rae Carruth, the ex Panthers receiver, convicted of conspiring to kill a woman who at the time was carrying his child (As told by the Kings of Comedy).
4. Eugene Robinson, who paid an undercover officer named Ismael Julio Lopez for a blowjob the night before his third Superbowl start. I didn't know players often had to 'warm up' on a cop's face. Sure this isn't violent, but its fucking hilarious.
5. Tom Brady, who has children out of wedlock
6. Antonio Cromartie - who celebreates every game played by impregnating a local nearby woman
How does the league not expect violence with alleged murderers and rapists on the field? That's like having a bunch of chefs hang out at your house, and then being SHOCKED when some of them put on really poofy hats and try to make fritters. How does a league that is planning on lengthening its season next year to 18 games, also claim to be 'concerned' that play is getting too rough? That is hypocrisy at its finest. That's like telling your children that the neighborhood you live in is getting very rough , soooo you are going to be 'extending' their outdoor playtime. WTF?
What the NFL needs to do is quit calling the sport a game. It's not a game anymore. It stopped being a 'game' when players got paid MILLIONS to play it. if i had millions, i would hire someone to score touchdowns for me, like a buff-as-hell butler, who would catch touchdowns, and then immediately make me some fresh-squeezed orange juice. It stopped being a game when accused murderers were allowed on the field. It stopped being a game when unwilling chicks in bathrooms started getting groped by its players. It stopped being a game when naked players began harassing theat mexcian broad doing an interview in the locker room. It stopped being a game when sports fans like Isamel Julio Lopez were subjected over and over and over to brett Farve's penis. And it surely stopped being a game when the chance to 'celebrate' after a touchdown became an infraction.
A game is something a fat guylike Johnner Londono plays on a Sunday afternoon. A game is a group of neighborhood kids on Thanksgiving holidays, organizing an afternoon competition, where the only prizes are bragging rights and extra dessert. A game is what it was when players played for one team, and free agency didn't make the value of your favorite player's jersey worthless because he left for more money. A game is 'a bird hunted for sport'.
So let's call it what it is, a dangerous business, played by a mix of heroes, zeroes, jesters, murderers, and mortals. That way, when someone loses a limb, or a spine, or a court case for a murder indictment, no one will be 'shocked'. Untill then, I will continue to atch Monday Night Football hoping to watch "Jacked UP!"
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