If you went out and drank all the alcohol someone gave you...drink water. See alcohol actually dries you out. no serious...it does. That is why you are dehydrated and need water. I understand your confusion because you thought it was ok since liquor is in liquid form, but no it does not hydrate you. You really should drink some WATER. Take gulps of it. Splash around like rap video hoes in Crystal (really just WATERED down ginger ale). Put it in a WATER gun and shoot people or aim for your mouth.
Woke up with a dry mouth...WATER!
Have to iron your Walk of Shame clothes before you hit office? WATER in the iron for wrinkle fighting STEAM action! Important when you have slept on the floor on your side for fear you might choke on your own puke.
Take a shower with WATER and drink some as you try to remember where you left your dignity.
WATER in short is good for you. So drink tons of it and you will be feeling right as RAIN!
-iz3y!
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