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Monday, May 17, 2010

Black Sunday, Track 1, repeat as needed...

Whether you are a square or not. Listen up!

Two articles this past week have shone the way of the walk. Unfortunately stoned was not the way of that walk.

One was an article in the NY Times i think (was high as a kite while i was reading it), declaring that the war on drugs was failing. Pictured was a huge pile of Marijuana on a scale. As of two minutes ago the second article was in the Sun-Times about an accident involving two high school students.

You think the war on drugs in this country revolves around weed? No wonder we are wasting billions of dollars and are losing the war on drugs. I've done a handful of drugs. Marijuana is the least worrisome of anything out there. It is no gateway drug. If so, my ass would not be typing away on a 27" iMac in my own house looking at the pile of diamonds i use to look at my reflection while i curl my long ass eyelashes. If that sweet sticky icky was a gateway drug i'd have sold my organs for crack about 10 years ago.

Crystal Meth, Crack, Cocaine, Speed, Heroine, Ecstasy, Acid; these are way more worrisome than a plant.

Officials like to swing their nuts/tits in our faces if they score a hug pot bust and drug lords are laughing at them. While they were working on that case some chump was driving by with a trunk full of coke in a rental car from Avis.

If you have smoked you know i am right. If you haven't smoked listen to your friends who have. Enraged are people who are against healthcare reform, the wars we are involved in, or even the bailouts. But no one is enraged that our country spends billions on eradicating a plant from the streets. A plant!

You can't have anything more natural than a plant. Like our food weed is fine until you start fucking with chemicals and adding shit to things that do not belong. Anything beyond weed is pure chemicals, sans 'shrooms. So jump up on that soap box! Weed is bad!

But while you are focused on that, little Johnny and Janey are driving down to that one side of town and scoring some rocks or blow. One snort or hit away from blowing their college fund, wedding fund, or your home equity line of credit. All because instead of looking at the big picture your ignorant ass was focused on what type of canvas the picture was painted on.

Yours Truly,

Woody Harrelson.

2 comments:

strawberrykiss said...

yeah, Big Brother knows weed is fine. that's why they bust a couple of black dealers once in a while and never actually try to help all the whities that keep those black dealers in business.

JokeyJokemaker316 said...

weed is harmless. "YOU EVER SUCK DICK FOR WEED?" - classic bob saget from the stoner movie Half-baked.