How can i improve on this night?

today we examine alcohol and how it affects certain situations. Dave Chappelle did something similar to this where he took a typical scene and showed how it happened in real time, and how i would look in slo mo. I am going to do something similar...i am going to take a story and give u the NON-alcohol version and the DRINKY DRINK version. So let's do that damn thing!

THE PARTY WITH AN EX PRESENT
NON-ALCOHOL: One when ur not drinking, ur night is easy. You get ready and go to the party...there is no fillers, no preparation. So you get to the party and u start drinking ur water/cranberry/soda and there's ur EX. Immediately you're like...whatever. The night gets a bit awkward, friends dont know what do, and it pretty much goes like that until u leave. Pretty shitty...let's look at it through beer goggles!
DRINKY DRINK: you prep urself by 'warming' up at home. You play cards, you play video games, you listen to beats and dance in front of the mirror making sure ur outfit is tight. Then you head to the gig...and u just realized, u really just want to dance. You head out and grab a drink, maybe it is 5, and boom...there is ur EX. So now you realize, you should play it cool...so u dance...u drink..ur funny, ur loud...then u go to lean up against the wall and BOOM!!! Fall on ur ass. No problem...I mean how many people really saw that? Get up, dust urself off, and BOOM! You meet the floor one more time. Friends laugh, strangers laugh...U could care less what the fuck ur EX thinks...and u might share that thought. Really it is no biggie, because even when u have to relive this moment 100 times and ur friend blogs about it, you realize it was a whole lot better than the other version plus you get a cool nickname like...THUMPER!

A HOUSE PARTY
NON-ALCOHOL: pretty much the standard fare, you drink your juice and talk about politics, weather and wonder why that guy is acting a fool. Sure you can hold the camera, and film a guy doing a 'suicide' for the whole house to watch. You can even encourage him, but u start to wonder crazy stuff like "wow, did that hurt?" "I wonder if he is covered medically?" Being sober does mean u can remember to record and post the video. Also, you wake up fine the next day and you get to beep the car horn real loud and wake up ur hungover friends!
DRINKY DRINK: You realize quickly that the party is dying down. You have to do something...SOMETHING!!! Wait..you hear a beat...magically it is the song you might have just shouted 10 times that you would love to hear, and now that it is on...well IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG. You start pop locking, whipping out moves you haven't broken out in years. Your body responds to every brain impulse. You might also decide that the chair over there is looking at u seductively and it is time to make it feel things it has never felt. You spin, you dip, you smack it on its firm supple ass! Right now you're a star...a star! And yes, we are applauding you, and laughing with you. WE LOVE YOU!

MORE STORIES LATER PEOPLE...Rock it out!

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-iz3y!

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