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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

the boob tube summary 3.6.2011

I have found that no one watches as much TV as me and doesnt weigh 400 pounds....so in that spirit here is what i have found out.

- Justified is great show. Kentucky...crime...hicks! This is what the Chicago Code wanted to do. It wanted to be smart, engaging, funny, action packed and instead we got a bunch of shots of Chicago, and terrible acting, stories, and dialogue. Switch over to F/X (who is owned by the same channel that pumped out the Code) and watch a show that does it all well. This is not the Shield, and this is not the Wire. This is something new, and good. IF it keeps it up it will join the other two.

-Californication is still holding strong. Despite the obvious attempts to showcase pretty women and give us sex, it still delivers compelling train wrecks of characters. You cant believe it is true, and u will find it far fetched, but the acting and the slivers of honesty make u watch. That and the possibility of seeing Carla Gugino naked.

-Top Chef is included on this list because i spend a ton of time watching cooking shows and competitions. This is one has edged out the Iron Chef. One...it is retarded how good these guys can be. Two, it is just well done. The challenges, the food, and the over contest is well played. Every week you just never know what is going to BOIL down to.


-THE BULLS...watch a game. IF you dont like sports skip to the next one because it is more ur speed. The Bulls are compelling TV. They dominate on defense. They give u a heart attack when their offense ceases to exist. Then they give u the best young player in the league. The killer, the close, theKID! Derrick Rose is ridiculous as he takes a game over and shows a quiet killer spirit that isnt seen in players anymore. 99% of the league is manufacturing their image, and Derrick is not one of them. This rep is fact based, not agent based. He is not MJ! He is a pupil!




- MIAMI Housewives is an ok show that is following the CSI model of spitting out as many of these shows while people still will watch this nonsense. At the very least the women are latin. It is about time the US popultion gets a hold of our crazy women and what we have to deal with. I am glad they have a little money so they can take it to another level.

- OC housewives....WOW! they look good, and they all look alike. I mean really. I think they just hired one chick and just change her clothes. i have no idea what they are syaing because i am just really staring at them. Well except for the ultra Christian one who always talks about God, and gives her faith based opinion on her friend's divorce. how is she so infightful on the wrongs of divorce? Well she reads the bible where it tells her it is wrong and she got one!!! She does look good though...

-Fairly Legal is terrible! Thank you lord Jesus for giving us Sarah Shahi, but that show is terrible. Sarah Shahi is as beautiful as that show is terrible. USA...wTF! I thought White Collar was a stretch, but this is nuts. You gave us Monk! U gave us the first three seasons of Burn Notice. You delivered us the First three seasons of Psych. Hell Royal Pains isnt that bad. Fairly Legal needs to stop being so cheeky, funny, and hip. Gives us more drama or just change the show into a Faux sex in the city with Shahi. Her co-star, the hot Step mom who is quietly carrying this farce of law firm. Her character is a lawyer...Shahi just smile and looks great. Something has to change or they will join Piper PErabo's show.

-iz3y!
giving u the nonsense!

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