It is I, Jokey Jokemaker, back to put the word on the streets. it seems that Chicago Police Superintendent Jody Weiss just rapped up a press conference. In it, he discusses the possibility of a serial killer trageting famous rappers. I laughed and said "streets is watchin son, snitches get stiches!" Then, he went into detail about how a serial killer could have, and did carry out the summary murders of several famous rappers. The conference comes on the heels of another whack ass wanna be rapper trying to get street credibility and getting himself shot and killed.
Yesterday, a rapper named Dolla Dolla Billy-O got shot and killed at Beverly Center on 95th. Later the police arrested the first black man they could find at the nearest liquuor store carrying a gun named Tyrone Shybobo Brookins and charged him with the crime.
"This is just one in a long line of killings committed by the rapper serial killer." Weiss said. The Jew media might say otherwise but we all know the Jew media is biased and hates rappers because they always put pretend newscasters in music videos and have them say stupid stuff and show that they “don’t know what its like on the streets, streets is watching, and stakes is high." Jews have no idea what thats about, and it frightens them. Jews are also more prone to think of the Jew Rap Group The BEASTIE BOYS, when the subject of rap music comes up in discussion over the Passover Saeder.
Here’s a list of rappers who may have died at the hands of the rapper serial killer:
Tupac Shakur
While vacationing in Las Vegas and pretty much just minding his own damn business the suspected serial killer of rappers drove up next to his car and dumped mad heat on them fools (shot it many times for the whities out there). Many non-rappers were in the car and were unharmed. Tupac dies from many dry roasters from hot toasters.
Notorious BIG
After attending the Ethnic Urban Vibe awards in Los Angeles, Big Poppa (He loves it when you call him Big Poppa) was shot in his SUV. Puff Daddy was also in the SUV but the serial killer spared his life since pretty much nobody considers him a serious rapper. I mean, in terms of beats he is sick, but as a lyricist, he is a fucking ass clown.
Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez
I know what you are thinking, but it makes sense. Chilli was the hot singer, T-boz has sickle cell anemia, and had a smokey i wanna rack you then go out for sushi look in her eyes, and Lisa Lopez AKA Left eye, had condoms on her person at most times and rap/sang over tight ass songs. She was like the Female Puff Daddy, but since she was promiscious, we put up with her. Left Eye was driving her car in Venezuela when she was shot at and forced over a cliff. Suspects included Local Insurgents, Johnner Londono, and Clive Davis, head of TLC rival Arista Records. The RSK did not bother to finish her off because she was in fucking Venezuala. I mean, she was super duper fucked. All they got in those parts is bananas and club colombia beer. In Venezuela, she had a better chance of a banana and taco truck coming to save her than an actual medical ambulance, and the RSK knew this. She died from her injuries and monkey bites.
Eazy “Motherfucking” Eric Wright A.K.A Eazy-E
While relaxing in his Los Angeles home the RSK came in and killed the NWA star with several shotgun blasts using pellets laced with the HIV virus he had stolen from Magic Johnson. Since shotguns shoot several buckshot pellets bullets at once tiny ass Eazy-E was only able to avoid like 60% of them. The other 40% inflicted grave injury and AIDS. Since Eazy ain't no bitch, he showered and watched the Joy Luck Club on his home theatre screen, had a few Cosmopolitans, and smoked some primo weed. Eventually after smoking copiuos amounts of weed, he left to the hospital but the RSK had sabotaged his ford escort steering wheel with a lubricant substance and Eazy E's hands slipped off the steering wheel and he drove into a gangster moose that had been hanging around a looking suspicious and shit in South Central Los Angeles California and bumped his head. he later died of AIDS, a head bruise, and Shotgun pellets in his ass.
Old Dirty Bastard
While the Osirus of this shit was eating at a fast food joint, the killer slipped some poison called CHOLESTEROL into a bbq bacon cheeseburger Dirty was eating and while that alone didn’t kill him after eating the cheesebuger the RSK offered to share some “choice coke” with dirty and the combination of being qa fat ass and dope fiend killed him. To add insult to Big Baby Jesus, the killer ate his steak fries that he hadn’t finished earlier. Wu-tang is here forever motherfuckers, but too much cholesterol will get you perished pretty damn quick.
I’m sure there are lots of others that I haven’t investigated yet. I bet if a serial killer was killing Taylor Swift or John Mayer, the police would get off their fat donut asses and go find that guy.
One love,
Jokey Jokemaker
I'm crazy hip hop
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