- Cedric Ceballos' blindfold was completely opaque
- Baseball has a worse steroid/testing problem than the NFL
- The Cubs have a chance at a World Series
- Boston's bitch that the Yankees are the evil empire
- ESPN does not favor the east coast
- ESPN reports the news and doesnt create the news
- Soccer doesn't work here because we like real sports, and not because we can't control the rights
- Beckham would play 100% for the Galaxy next year
- Kobe and Shaq get along
- Joe Torre isn't bitter with the Yankees
Rod Blagojevich's claims:
- That Sargeants in the Chicago Police Department always check their officers b4 they go out to work...just not that one day the 14 year old was there
- It matters what the rest of this state thinks, and not just Chicago
- Every other state doesn't have this level of corruption
- Roland Burris has no inconsistencies and nothing to hide
- Jesse Jackson Jr. was working with the FBI
- Santa Claus is real, and not a creepy old guy that Schweez transforms into so kids will sit on his lap
- Paris Hilton isn't a retarded whore looking for attention.
- Jokey doesn't fantasize about Schweez.
- Israel and Hammas will sit down for some brats and pork chops, and Jesse Jackson will broker the deal
- Women are not into the physical as much as men
EXTRA CREDIT:
Who can spin the A-FRAUD/Blagojevich lies better? Send in your lies and see who does the best job. You never know, it could become a calling.
staring into ur soul,
-iz3y!
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