why I hate Lebron James

This blog post is for fagmael.

I hate Lebron James. I amy be the only one, but I hate him. He is a selfish, childish, spoiled brat. I hope he never wins a NBA championship title. I hope he goes out like Karl Malone, Patrick Ewing, and Charles Barkley. I hate Lebron James, because he is ruining the game of Basketball.

Lebron James is talented and gifted, but never has someone done LESS with such talent. I see you Stephon Marbury, but I said TALENTED not above AVERAGE. than good.I know it is hard to be talented and young, BELIEVE ME I know. For everything good he does, he offsets it with stupid, selfish moves. Case in point, His first year in the league, he misses the playoffs. He is spotted at Denver Nugget games supporting Carmelo Anthony. When asked why he was there, he spouted some ignorant shit like, I am glad Melo made it to the playoffs so he can showcase his skills. This makes Lebron look ignorant. This came on the heels of a great rookie season. There has been a 2 year debate over wether or not Lebron will participate in the slam dunk contest. Who gives a shit? The Dunk COntest has sucked for years, with the 10 foot tall Dwight Howard being a fiece dunker. YOU THINK? HE IS FUCKING 10 FEET TALL! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS NOT DROP THE BALL TO COMPETE! I remember when the STARS felt they had to compete in the Dunk Contest BECAUSE IT WAS FUN! JORDAN Vs. WILKINS? Lebron is too good for the dunk contest? fuck him, its not like he is doing calculus or physics, he is jumping and running man. GET OVER YOURSELF AND COMPETE FUCKER. Another case in point, is the endless debate over wether or not he will leave Cleveland for New York. I hope he does, because it will be confirming everything I believe.

James in New York will enable him to get maximum exposure for himself, and become more marketable. Never mind that Cleveland basically gutted their whole fucking team to create one tailored to LeBron. He will go to New York, and be the star of another shitty team for a few years. I am sure that James's dancing and mean-mugging, and acting like a brat when he gets eliminated will go over well in NYC. I mean, New York is the capital of flash with no substance. Yeah you got the JETS and the YANKEES, but you also have the shitty mets, giants, and bills. In any given year, ONE of those fucking teams has got to be decent. The endless NIKE commercials with Lebron and Kobe as puppets are sickening too, but at least Kobe has won a title. Lebron, your shoes are ugly, them shits is Real ugly, you nned to get some chuckers FUCKER!

In conclusion, the dancing, pouting, antics, and lack of rings means he sucks, beacause as Joakim Noah SO elequently put it, its all about the rings and the W's. Sorry Fagmael for shitting on your golden statue of "King James," but he is a trick-ass, mark-ass, bitch-ass trick.

The Handsome Right Hander