This is a new segment of the show I like to call, "iz3y spouts off his crazy theory!" Basically, i am a know-it-all who believes that through my years of TV and sitting in on gossip circles, I have been able to break down certain things and explain away the mysteries of the universe. This week, we have: "Why do people get all stressed out and whiney over stupid shit!"
1. I think most people just cant handle life for whatever reason. Maybe mommy and daddy did everything for them or they never hugged them enough. Who knows? Quite possibly they didn't get that Barbie/ G.I. Joe they always wanted and now feel like every single thing that doesn't go their way is a calamity on the Titanic scale. I am quite certain they feel like the universe is conspiring to get them, and only them, and the spotlight only shines brighter and hotter on their issue. Why oh why does this happen to them.
2. People are just egocentric and just don't realize the universe does not revolve around them. Most of these people I don't think played team sports or had a coach teach them that u need to fit into the team picture, and the big picture in general. I am also very certain they believe they are a snowflake, unique, original, and very fragile. What people forget is that, just like a unique and fragile snowflake, they ultimately become part of the pile on the ground. Some even become yellow snow...so deal with it.
3. Finally, some people just suck. They know they suck but figure if they talk enough they will become interesting. They have figured out that freaking out makes them interesting so they make sure to freak out at all times if possible.
fitfully urs,
-iz3y!
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