I am constantly amazed by how many people think she is hot. People love her, but her husband leaves her? There must be some type of case for why people think she is hot.
Lets make the case for her being average-above average, but far from hot.
1) she is 5'4
2) no curves
3) She is 38-39
4) no other fame other than being the diversity wife on Desperate Housewives
5) average face
I assume that people like her much in the same way people like Jennifer Lopez. Mildly attractive, people assume she is curvier than your standard white women, you assume she can cook, you assume she looks freshly styled and just arrived from make-up. As you can see from the pic above, Eva Longoria, in her natural state, is average at best. Aside from her visit to David Letterman wearing shorts and a blazer, she has not been heard from since. She had to show him her tiny breasts just to get him to look up from his notecards. She must be very dull or have bad breath or something. If I was Tony Parker, French-speaking, athletic, rich, basketball player, I would have tapped for week or two, and moved on right quick. My question to the world is, if women like Eva Longoria, Jennifer Aniston, and Chelsea Handler are so great, why are they single?
1 comment:
cause the below average women wouldn't even throw their shit at a fugly cunt like you
:D
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