The troufases about saggin

Hello Gullible Morons,

     It is I, the foremost mind of the 22nd century, Esteban Augilando.  I have join this meager blog even though it is beneath my station in life, in order to dispell the myth that people wore saggy pants and invented the look that so many thugs and wanna-be whites copy because they could not afford a belt or electrical cord.   The Origin of the saggy pants actually comes from the PENAL system.  Remember that, as we delve deeper into the genesis, as a joke will quickly come to mind.  Inmates that were in jail, became insanely homosexual.  As a sign to show that they were homosexual, they would let their pants sag, and their asses show.  Rumors also persist that they would paint their buttocks red, as a means to show thet they were available for that type of love.  So today, when you see people with saggy pants, reciting Lil Wayne lyrics, chewing watermelon bubblicious gum, laugh to yourself, because they are advertising to the word that they are gay.  I would like to thank Timy Janda, for his years spent in the hellhole of jail for providing firsthand accounts of the pain and misery that is jailhouse life. 

I remain,

Esteban Augilando