Introducing...Pimpalicious

One of Pimpalicious niggas told Pimpalicious bout this blog so Pimpalicious did so. Most of this shit is above Pimpalicious head or is shit Pimpalicious don't care about but a few posts had Pimpalicious buggin. Apparently muthafuckas write in to this blog get advice from some nigga named the "Chooch Punisher" and another cat named "Bucky." Advice about bitches no less. Now Pimpalicious asks--who knows more about bitches than a pimp? So why muthafuckas askin bout bitches to some nigga who calls himself the Chooch Punisher and another nigga named Bucky? Never in the history of pimpin has a pimp been named Bucky. And what the fuck is a "chooch?" Nigga it's a COOCHIE!

So allow Pimpalicious to set this muthafucka right. If you wanna know about bitches, you need to holla at Pimpalicious. Pimpalicious will now give you a pimps perspective on what these niggas been talkin about:

1) How long should a nigga wait before punishing another coochie.

First off nigga why you wastin time fuckin a bitch? Every time you fuck a bitch you costin yourself money. If you need pussy that bad, you best have another one out there makin money. Otherwise you doin what we like to call in ho-bidness "deficit fuckin." Next question.

2) Is game really game or a manifestation of one's true self stripped of doubt and fronts?

The previous answer was good, but let me put you up on some real game. Game is merely a word to describe the honey you put in a ho ear. You tell that ho what she NEEDS to hear in order for you to accomplish your goal--Pimpalicious bein money, yours probably somethin lame like gettin yo lil dick sucked. Either way, that's all "game" is. Other people want to use "game" to describe a hustle, but Pimpalicious hustle ain't no game. Games are for kids. This here is real shit. Next question

3) What is the perfect titty to ass ratio?

What the fuck? Do it matter? That bitch got pussy? THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. Pimpalicious has seen the flattest chests and the flattest asses make money. It's always some mark ass trick out there that will pay for pussy--no matter what's attached to it. Next fuckin question.

4) I want to impress my new girl, but I really don't know what to do...

Pimpalicious isn't even sure that's a question. Anyway, you don't need to do SHIT to impress that ho (or any ho for that matter). Simply tell that bitch what she NEEDS to hear. Won't cost you a muthafuckin dime, just a lil time. And if you can't figure out what she NEEDS to hear, find a bitch that you can and move on. Next question.

Unfortunately there are no more questions worth Pimpalicious time. The rest seem to be lookin for relationship advice--and that is not what you come to a pimp for. Pimpalicious don't do relationships. There is only one relationship with Pimpalicious--and that's Pimpalicious and Pimpalicious money. Pimpalicious ain't a gangsta but Pimpalicious can handle his shit bitch! Don't test Pimpalicious when it come to Pimpalicious money!

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